Boy #1: Jesus puts babies in the bellies (making a face like "Duh, why are we even talking about this...")
Boy #2: No, my brother told me a beetle bug comes and bites you. THAT is how a baby gets there.
Boy #3: Babies don't GET there, they come from there...
Before I can change the subject...
Boy #4 interrupts: (who happens to have multiple siblings): No, actually babies come from the mommy's legs.
This is where I decide now is a good time to excuse myself because if I burst into hysterics at the lunch table, they will keep saying whatever they think I'm laughing at over and over, thinking they have just made a joke.
Not the best topic with parent-teacher conferences coming up...
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